The Deschutes County Fair always provides fun times for the family. My brother once won $10 in a Watermelon Eating Contest. We were so proud! Following the contest he asked for a kleenex to blow his nose. Suddenly, an enormous chunk flew out and landed on the ground. He had no idea how much melon he had stuffed up there. My poor (yet very competitive) husband was a bit bummed thinking that he would have won if only his nose were bigger.
